plumber

when someone is constipated then you relieve them of it by having anal, which could result in shit all over you.

She was horny.. wanted anal, but didn't tell me she was constipated. I was the plumber that night.

by Brownsound September 10, 2004

Plum

The sound of balls hitting the ass during butt sex

My plums are so loud my neighbors thought it was a construction site

by Russian-Player May 2, 2009

Plum Diver

A person or half man wherewolf hybrid who searches anal cavities for such things as plums, fruits, vegetables, etc.

"John tried to pull a Plum Diver on Billy when he passed out naked and bent over the rail"

by Radsom January 17, 2008

Plum Hummer

When you place your balls in someones mouth and they "hum" a tune whilst sookin them.

"She was amazing at sooking the boaby! she even plopped ma baws in her mooth and gave me a cracking "Plum Hummer" then I splodged all oor her coupon!

by AB3 Massive July 26, 2010

Plumbo

A plump plumber. A plump bumbo.

"Damn boy, look at that plumbo. All he do is sit on the couch. Damn plumbo asked me to bring him a beer. Do you want a beer?"

by lsvish December 14, 2018

playing plumber

Basic description: slang for masturbating

Complex description: occurs when a guy is masturbating in bed and someone finds him with his pants down. he then, trying to think of an excuse, claims he was "playing plumber" (get it...plumbers pants are always falling down when they lean over)

i walked in on him masturbating, and in a panic he told me he was playing plumber

by retarded hobo September 15, 2008

the peruvian plumb

if you eat one too many jalepenos peppers and it hurts to take a dump then you have got a case of the peruvian plumb

- dang ma i shouldnt have eatin all those nachos, i gots a case of the peruvian plumb like a mug, ya feel me

by beanballz February 10, 2010