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pillow biter

A man in jail who is forced to bite a pillow during anal intercourse with another man for the sake of lowering the noise level thereby preserving the heterosexual appearance of the initiator of anal intercourse (who is usually a more physically superior male).
Gerry is now my bitch and bites the pillow all the time!

I need to give that guy some cigarettes so that he won't make me a pillow biter.
by smirn_dogg December 5, 2011
mugGet the pillow bitermug.

Pillow Face

When someone has drunk vast quantities of alcohol, especially red wine, the previous evening and they wake up with a swollen and bloated face, you might say they had a pillow face. Note: the swollen face can only be achieved after many years of prolonged and daily drinking.
Rory woke up one morning after a heavy night on the red wine - and the rest - and looked in the mirror and was shocked by the state of his swollen pillow face, he seemed like a feline stranger even to himself!
by Rory Lafferty November 16, 2007
mugGet the Pillow Facemug.

Pillow Jacked

When one has insufficient pillows on thy threshold for the amount of bros looking to rest thine heads and at least one bro is left without a pillow because everyone else is a faggot.
Me: Yo dude, I'm hittin' the sack

Bro: Aight me too.

(Takes the last pillow)

Me: What the fuck bro? You totally just pillow jacked me!
by MysterMaan July 31, 2011
mugGet the Pillow Jackedmug.

pillow pastie

When you finish eating a pastie, and then take a crap into someone's pillow before they go to bed.
My friend drank my last pop, so I gave him a pillow pastie.
by A_Man_00 September 4, 2013
mugGet the pillow pastiemug.

Pillow talk

Intimate communication with your partner before or after having sex.
She blew my mind and I had to open up to her after sex, as our heads laid side by side on the pillow talk.
by Creativelingo January 17, 2021
mugGet the Pillow talkmug.

Pillow soft

A pussy ass mother fucker. Dude is weak as hell and can't hang anymore.

Can also be applied to females.

Symptoms of being pillow soft include suggesting going to sleep in the middle of drinking, constant caking up, adding y's that don't belong in words.
Michael is the most pillow soft person I know

Michael has gone pillow soft on us recently.
by Fbrya May 7, 2017
mugGet the Pillow softmug.

Pillow pet

A person trust worthy enough to come over and cuddle without reservations
I was bored and lonely so I invited my pillow pet over
by NurseBawseLady August 9, 2019
mugGet the Pillow petmug.

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