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pissing needles

Having Gonorrhea , referring to the stinging sensation experienced by the proud owners of a gorgeous case of Clap while urinating.
Variant: pissing pins and needles. This is centuries old slang.
- Sgt. Guarnere, did you keep any morphine?
- No. Doc, I gotta talk to you.
- How's that leg?
- Forget the leg, I'm pissing needles.
- Later.

(Band of Brothers, episode 6)
by Pippo Spano October 11, 2018
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Rhino Piss

American Beer of lower quality. e.g. Miller Lite.

Barely tolerable, but consumed in large quantities at parties for the sole purpose of getting plastered.
Jack "Hey dude, wanna play a game of pong?"
Steve "Yeah, do we have anything good to play with?"
Jack "Nah, all they got is Rhino Piss."
by Mikey-C December 31, 2009
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a piece of piss

"man united's match against arsenal will be a piece of piss"
by skeo got loose June 1, 2019
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Piss Pleasantries

1. When one sees someone of at least moderate celebrity in the washroom and decides to talk to them. This can range from local newscasters to Hollywood celebrities. Usually one forgets that under normal circumstances they wouldn't pee right beside someone if they didn't have to, or that they could become the reason why the "celebrity" never goes to that place ever again.

2. When one is cornered in the bathroom by someone they don't know or like. These usually happen when one or both participants are inebriated.
Piss Pleasantries are only creepy if you don't know the person or are only vaguely acquainted with the person you are exchanging them with.

1. Fabian sees some guy from the third Terminator movie in the washroom at The Freehouse. Even though he's the only other person in the washroom, he chooses the urinal next to him.
Fabian: "Hey man, how're you liking Regina?"
Guy From Terminator 3: "Hnnnnnngh"

2. Annette: "Hey, what's your favourite color?"
Cheryl: "Get away from me, you drug addled bitch!"
by BAJohnstonIsMyWeekendDad July 2, 2009
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tub piss

mainly for men. when you have a boner, you know its hard to take a piss in the toilet so you "leak the lemon" in the bath tub. if you tub piss don't forget to wash it down after you grody asswholes.
Hans- Hey i gotta pee, i'll be right back.
Kith- Your gonna miss cuz u have a boner.
Hans- true, i'll just tub piss.
Kith- o yaaa totally forgot bout that.
by white venom October 27, 2011
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piss hub

Only Adi, Ab, Pra and Kw can be in Piss Hub lol. Bye !
by someonesus June 24, 2021
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Pissing peeps

Constantly prank calling one person.
" yo fat." Puts down the phone, another call. " yo fat". Pissing peeps
by Glitchingnames October 3, 2017
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