pet birds

uf you are thinking of having pet birds, thick twice. or TRICE literal so noisy all the time. morning noon and night, you'll be greeted by their "AAAAAACCCCCCCCK" :D yes

friend: "should i get pet birds?"
me: "no."

by yesiwannadie December 29, 2022

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sia pet

Like the popular dated "Chia Pet" but referring to the singer Sia's crazy hair.

Dude, what's with Natalie?

She looks like hell, must have been out all night, that would explain the Sia Pet she's rocking!

by Rylucpicard June 28, 2017

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Cockblocked by your pet

When you’re about the fuck the baddest bitch in the ocean but she’s so into you’re pets that you end being blue balled or sitting alone cause your pet gets all the attention

Matt:I was about to bang Lisa last night but Fido got in the way

Adam: damn bro sounds like you got cockblocked by your pet

Matt:damn even my dog pulls more pussy than me

by Niggalini March 31, 2022

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Pet Veepe

A Pet veepe is a particular thing that charms or incites a feeling of joy or amusement every time. (Opposite of a "Pet peeve").

One of my pet veepes is the sound of a harp, being played live, in person.

by JWD53xstNewtn April 30, 2020

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Pet Baboon

Whenever you put both of you testicles through you pants zipper and have them have out, squeezing both of them together to turn red, resembling a baboon’s asschecks.

Hey, do you wanna see my pet baboon?

by Pet Baboon Lover April 16, 2024

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