community oven

A woman who has had a child with two or more men.

Male 1: "Ashton is pregnant again but not by the same guy. "

Male 2: "wow, I guess she's a community oven."

by Imabanana1 April 20, 2016

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Overclock the Chocolate Oven

Refers to using a heat-stimulation toy on higher than intended settings on a person's anal cavity whilst it contains some amount of chocolate.

I wanna Overclock the Chocolate Oven, and by "Overclock" I mean "Bake", by "Chocolate" I mean "in", by "Oven" I mean "Asshole", and by "the" I mean "Chocolate". If ya know what I'm sayin.

by ComanRandle March 26, 2022

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cookin' onions in the oven

The act of stuffing a girls vagina full of onions, and then proceeding to eat her out until all the onions are gone.

Luke: Hey man, have you seen the onions around?

Tyler: Ya, sorry! I was cookin' onions in the oven with my gf last night!

by Not Mike M November 15, 2013

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The post dinner sex after a visit to the Indian palace
Buffet. When suddenly the overwhelming need to shit arrives. The common occurance is a similar result to a Dutch oven only spicier. Best done with SO in vacinity.

Cindy was screaming with pleasure that soon turned to horror as mark had subjected her to an Indian oven.

by Dorkbutt4never September 4, 2017

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oven head

committing the act of suicide via violently slamming your head in an oven while it's turned on.

person A: "Did someone leave the oven on?"
person B: "HOLY FUCK, TONY JUST COMMITTED OVEN HEAD!!"

by raccoon lord May 3, 2022

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the oven mit

When you take your new-ex out for a picnic and a hate fuck and she fucks you first by giving you a handjob under the picnic table wearing an oven mitt. It leaves your penis red, raw, in need of ointment and unable to achieve your goal.

I got The Oven Mitt from ........... last night after breaking up with her so I can’t go to the bar tonight because of my sore, raw and infected penis.

by Paul Paiment October 22, 2017

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