Old mate

1. An Australian colloquialism that can be used to refer to any person, animal or object, regardless of gender. The Term is also valid regardless whether old mate is present. The identity of old mate is generally indicated by the context of the phrase.
2. An Australia colloquialism that can be used to refer to anyone whose identity cannot be discerned, or is not known well by the person using the phrase.
Old mate came over to my place when he was stoned as fuck, and started firin' shotty shells at my fucking cat. The bastard...
by Old mate standing behind ya November 21, 2017
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Old Firm

Ingenious Scottish fuckwit identification scheme, whereby knuckle-dragging denizens of whichever godawful weegie hinterland are encouraged to wear either green- or blue- and white leisure gear, with optional cigarrette burns, homemade tattoos, and/or adidas baseball caps, thereby allowing the rest of us to avoid them.
"You can always tell when the Old Firm has been in town, the bins have been ravaged for food, and every shop doorway has been shat in"
"Yes, but their shellsuits add such a nice splash of colour"
by Aye, Right January 06, 2009
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Old Dogs

Seeing the movie Old Dogs made me want to kick Robin Williams in the nuts.
by thedickhead December 24, 2009
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old girl

the wife, especially if she's been married for many years.
My old girl and I are celebrating our big 25th together, and we've still got the hots for each other! ;-)
by mastergeemoe February 04, 2015
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olde english

A type of malt liquor that tastes about as good as the ass of a natty light. Is perfect for those of us not members of the vanderbilt family b/c you can get fucked up for about 3-4$
yo, i aint gettin no corona or red stripe, do i look like a fucking vanderbilt? get me 4 old es im gettin shit housed tonight
by DD February 18, 2005
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old disney

disney before shit like hannah montana, the jonas brothers, and high school musical came out. Like everlife, jump 5, no secrets, britney spears, {that's so raven}, aaron carter, and other good singers and shows before the destruction of disney came out.
Man I wished old disney came back, fuck all these bubble gum pop bullshit faggot ass singers
by ryan secrest is a douchebag March 30, 2008
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Old Phart

A geezer wannabe.
A person getting on in years, but not geting much else.
A person who is rebelling against the natural course of events by trying to class up the inevitable.
One over 50 year old to another.." We "Old Pharts" have to stick together."
As opposed to..." Dang this getting older sucks!"
by Grannabluu February 05, 2010
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