bag of give a fucks

One's metaphorical repository or "container" of an emotional representation of how much the person cares, gives shits, or fucks about a selected topic, situation, location or individual. Essentially, their "meh" meter. It can range from overflowing with agreeable consideration towards or so empty that the person struggles to remember a time when they gave a fuck or had any fucks left to give.

Chris: I'm sorry that your coffee pot takes so long to brew your java
Takeysha: Whatever, at this point my bag of give a fucks is empty

Jace: Mom, the school is out of money and wants parents to buy supplies like computer paper, ink. And they need cash donations.
Takeysha: Hmm, let me see I have any of that in my bag of give a fucks.........Nope. All gone

by D. Kilo May 2, 2019

don’t give a care

When you give no fucks with passion

Person 1: I’m sorry to inform you but your phone has died
Person 2: Don’t give a care

by OkNo2 January 1, 2020

Give 'em the claps

When a person has done something so ridiculously stupid, that they need to be put back into place.

Josh didn't do his work again, SO Claps WILL GIVE 'EM THE CLAPS

by Clapsham March 5, 2020

gum giving laws

The gum giving laws are the laws on who you can or cannot give gum to. The reasons you cannot give someone a piece of gum are as follows:

If they are named Addison,
If they put a dent in your wall,
If they cried on your pillow,
And if they previously tried to steal your gum

The gum giving laws were created by Pope John XII and are now in effect in every country even Singapore where gum is banned

by Lil big 4x June 3, 2020

Give Me The Keys

What you say to a drunk person so that they don't suffer a car crash

Drunk Guy: I'm gonna hom

Friend: Give me the keys, dude, you're drunk dammit

by MoisesTheSocialDemocrat August 10, 2020

Give a little pipe

The act of showing affection via the art of penetrative sexual intercourse.

Give a little pipe.

“You can fight for your country, you can die for your country, but you can’t give your teacher a little pipe?” -Matt Terry FB 2018

by BeanDip Darryl February 10, 2018

Give a shit day

On November 17th, is National Give a Shit Day, where you have to give a shit about things in your every day life.

Brad: "you seem to be more nice than usual."

John: "Of course I am, it's National Give a Shit Day!"

by Jesterrran November 17, 2021