Nonce

Alfie Gibbs / known to go out with younger children / all his girlfriends who are usually under 13 when’s he’s 15 say he’s not a nonce but he’s touched them up twice

Nonce haters:“Alfie your a fucking nonce”

Alfie’s girlfriend :” he’s only three years older than me!”

by NonceHater123 March 14, 2018

Nonce

Someone whos stepdad is a priest and they also have curly hair

Your a right nonce

by ADAMMETCALFE123 March 17, 2018

noncetastic

the art of stealing a child and touching them all over so you feel like you've done something in your life.

oh, hey man, I feel noncetastic

by noncetastic man May 14, 2018

Nonce

A man who will put you in the back of his ban and take you you to finish his plan.

Yo dem manz issa nonce ygm blud

by TheyCallMeYoungDaggerDickThats July 13, 2018

Nonce

Rob James

(Rob):”come on Joel come and get your apples and grapes down stairs in the secret basement hahahhah”
(Joel)who is 14:”oh no the door locked behind me!”
(Rob):inserts penis and puts penis in between his tooth gap.
Rob is a nonce

by Dhshdhsvsgsbsjjs July 26, 2018

Nonce

Slang term for peodophile

“Wow, I heard GEORGE RECINI is a massive nonce!”

by elintillyjarman September 18, 2018

Nonce

Adjective: used by salty third year girls when freshers are more attractive than them.

Unattractive third year girl 1: “Jimmy was getting with a fresher last night”

Unattractive third year girl 2: “shit, he’s 20 and she’s 18, what a nonce”

by SirNoncealot September 20, 2018