Nonce

A sket who gets kids in a van

“Haha noob”
“No u nonce”

by Himyweaveisgone March 18, 2019

Nonce

An absolute melt of a person who you don’t like. Normally a Dave Francis or Sam Smith.

Fuck off Dave you nonce.

by Nathydizzlesizzle June 7, 2019

Nonce

Word to use to call your teacher if he brings you in the back of the class to tell you he has gotten a bad english grade but then lead you into a closet and tries to give you a massage, when you were in 3rd grade and your mom had to call the police on him

“That there in a right bloody nonce”

by not1day February 4, 2021

Nonce

A ginger chav who lives in Rhyl, called Cameron Williams

oi look at that ginger nonce

by Its_a_me October 18, 2018

Nonce

Someone who loves kids

Yo that Seb Bamford is such a nonce

by 69lolzzzzz October 12, 2019

Bike Nonce

A man who rides a bike with a camera on his helmet, and either record kids or record people and phones the old bill on them.

Hey did you see Jeremy Vine’s a bike nonce

by JezzaVee March 24, 2024

Nonce

A Nonce is a really nice guy and if you ever come across a Nonce, you are in luck. They have always got you back, as they are always watching you. This might sound creepy at first but, you never know they might be here to help. Do not be afraid of a nonce, they are your best friend

You see that nonce over there?

by A nice bloke November 8, 2018