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When your spouse or friend annoyingly buddyf#@ks you.
Originated on a flight from San Jose, CA to Honolulu, HI where a guy named Gary let his TSA precheck expire so got separated from his wife going through security. Somehow Gary was able to board first and as he was about to sit, an older gentleman asked if he minded changing seats across the isle. He agreed and 5 minutes later his wife arrived and saw him in the wrong seat leaving her stuck in the window with two elderly physically challenged people while Gary sat next to a fine young whine girl across the isle. She loudly proclaimed from 5 rows ahead "so what, we're not sitting together on this 5 hour flight?" He innocently replied "no honey, I switched seats." As she squeezed passed the old people to get into her window seat, she loudly sighed "Thanks, Gary...".
Gary later asked if he would like her to switch back to which she replied with an ice cold "NO!" Gary was not going to have a great Hawaiian vacation.
Originated on a flight from San Jose, CA to Honolulu, HI where a guy named Gary let his TSA precheck expire so got separated from his wife going through security. Somehow Gary was able to board first and as he was about to sit, an older gentleman asked if he minded changing seats across the isle. He agreed and 5 minutes later his wife arrived and saw him in the wrong seat leaving her stuck in the window with two elderly physically challenged people while Gary sat next to a fine young whine girl across the isle. She loudly proclaimed from 5 rows ahead "so what, we're not sitting together on this 5 hour flight?" He innocently replied "no honey, I switched seats." As she squeezed passed the old people to get into her window seat, she loudly sighed "Thanks, Gary...".
Gary later asked if he would like her to switch back to which she replied with an ice cold "NO!" Gary was not going to have a great Hawaiian vacation.
I raced home to enjoy the last piece of cheesecake I'd been thinking about all day and when I looked it was gone. My wife had given it to the dog. Thanks Gary!...
by Lefty5string November 23, 2023
Typically used in 2 different mannerist styles which can consist of thankful, or a sarcastic style.
Thankful : this tends to be a more religious action which is typically used by those in the Catholic/Christian faith and is often spoken amongst members when you are thankful that something happened; all is going well. This phrase is most typically used by Caucasian and Hispanic members
Sarcastic : this phrase when used in a sarcastic tone can be referred to as “thank god” which is a common analogy for the phrase “you need Jesus” and “find god” used by many Catholic community members. This word is predominantly found in African American/Hispanic households.
Thankful : this tends to be a more religious action which is typically used by those in the Catholic/Christian faith and is often spoken amongst members when you are thankful that something happened; all is going well. This phrase is most typically used by Caucasian and Hispanic members
Sarcastic : this phrase when used in a sarcastic tone can be referred to as “thank god” which is a common analogy for the phrase “you need Jesus” and “find god” used by many Catholic community members. This word is predominantly found in African American/Hispanic households.
Ex.1 thank god that jimmy decided to let us host a party at his house
Ex.2 Jose : I think we should go get wasted
Abby : I don’t think so
Jose : I’ll do it with or without you
Abby : Thank God *cringes*
Ex.2 Jose : I think we should go get wasted
Abby : I don’t think so
Jose : I’ll do it with or without you
Abby : Thank God *cringes*
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