Nature Boy

Police slang for a really mellow naked male found to be wandering about in Public.

Cop 1: Hey there. Nature Boy. We need to have a talk with you.

Naked Man: Who me?

Cop 2: Yes, you. Look like you forgot a few things before you left the house today. You have any ID?
Naked Man: Yeah dudes , can't seem to find my wallet? (starts rummaging through make believe pants pockets)
Cop 1: (amused) It appears to be chilly today. How about we get you something warmer to wear?
Cop 2: Here (hands naked man some running pants), These should cover your... um... That thing there.
Naked Man: My Penis
Cop 1: Your what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!
Cop 1: Didn't quite catch that, what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!!
Cop 2: (desperately trying not to laugh) Could you repeat that?
Naked Man: My Penis! I said Penis!! Penis!!! (starts spelling it out) P-E-N-I... (catches joke) Ohhh... Dudes!?
All: Laughing.
Cop 2: Look buddy, we need you sign some paperwork, you mind coming with us for a bit.
Naked man: (putting running pants on) Well OK. You guys are alright- You anything to eat?
Cop 1: (to Cop 2) Take Nature boy to the car. I'll get him some Granola.

by pavernous cussy September 20, 2020

Nature

If nature was really mother nature, everyone that died in a storm or natural disaster would be male. Calling nature mother nature implies that nature is partial to one sex, which is like implying that nature is partial to one race or sexual orientation. Nature isn't partial to anybody or anything.

Nature is not male or female, it encompasses both sexes. Their are male plants/animals, there are female plants/animals. You also have worms, and animals like worms that are both. Humans are not like worms, they never were.

by Solid Mantis October 4, 2020

Nature Mitten

What your vagina becomes when a female places her hands between her thighs for warmth

Kelly: "Gosh it's cold out here!"
Krista: "Place them in your nature mitten."

by PiRaTiCaL WeNcH October 9, 2012

Nature's Joystick

The penis - Best used when referencing masturbation.

1 - Dude, that guy must really love video games
2 - Nah, he was up all night playing with Nature's Joystick
1 - HA! Just like Quagmire when he discovered Internet porn.

by Spud Money August 28, 2013

Naturally disaster your emotions

When one completely obliterates another's emotions

Don't even get me started son before i Naturally disaster your emotions

by SWAGAHOLIC + 100 January 11, 2012

D-Natural

Word play on the Musical term D-natural. Implying that a girl has natural D-cup breasts, The D is interchangable with B,C, or even F. opposite to the term A-flat

John: Sasha is so Fine
Noah: I know right shes the hottest D-natural I've seen ever seen

by Gentleneal July 7, 2011

nature bit

A person whose life and motivations are driven by natural / environmental concerns.

My sister-in-law is on a raw foods diet ever since she became nature bit.

by tc johnson October 11, 2011