Cat Nonce

Someone who puts their middle finger up the rectum of a cat

Oi Tom, how many times do you need telling, get your finger out the cats arse! Stop being a cat nonce

by Manz a fish cuz December 16, 2021

Nonce

Someone who fiddles with kids

‘Caz when out with a 12 year old’
‘Yea a proper nonce’

by Gh0styy July 19, 2021

Reverse-nonce

Anneliese

They are a reverse-nonce

by Terry larkin April 29, 2022

Nonce

Someone who deliberately plays for snookers in a fun pairs game.

Dave and Jack are nonces for slotting the white in behind the black.

by Nonceynonce55 June 13, 2019

nonce

pedophile

Stephen : Do you know that lady over there?
John : Yea, I do. She's a nonce, she had sex with a 15 year old.

by iJocker May 30, 2018

Bike Nonce

A man who rides his bike with a camera and either records kids or grasses on people to the old bill.

Jeremy Vines a bike nonce

by JezzaVee March 24, 2024

Nonce

That weird looking man you saw at the park as a kid

Im gonna keep my son away from that man i think hes a nonce

by Howamisupposedtoknow February 12, 2020