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Kentucky Musket

Where you doing your girl (or guy it's 2026) doggystyle from behind; you pull out and take the chew from your cheek and shove it in their backdoor, reach around and punch them in the gut hence making the chew shoot out! Make sure it's long cut, so it falls down like confetti!! 🎊 🎉 🎊 🎉
I'll marry the first girl that WANTS me to give her the Kentucky Musket!!!
by Super Crazy Dammit Dave February 21, 2026
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Shadowcasting Muskedunder

Extended version of muskedunder:
A privileged way to identify an enormous individual in terms of bodyfat. So large that the individual casts a large shadow over everything in its proximity.
**Shadowcasting Muskedunder rolls by in his electric wheelchair**

Some other dude to his friend:
"Damn! It got really dark so quickly. Is it an ongoing solar eclipse at the moment?"
"Nah man! Look. It's gotta be that Shadowcasting Muskedunder rolling by."
by This Guy Is Him March 11, 2026
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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025
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Ohioan Musket

Similar to the Alabama hot pocket, one shits into a vagina, and then shoves it down farther with a dildo
Me and Becky are planning to do an Ohioan Musket
by atom2865 March 29, 2025
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Ohioan Musket

Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket, one shits into a vagina, then shoved it down further with a dildo, or their own penis.
I saw a video of someone doing an Ohioan Musket.
by atom2865 March 30, 2025
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Thrust Musket

An alternative name for the penis that also describes the duration of time it takes to reload and degradation of continued firepower if the item is not allowed to rest.
When she asked for round three, I had to inform her that the thrust musket takes time to reload and continued performance may not be as expected.
by WarmApplePie223 April 7, 2025
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Beef Musket

Noun weiner...especially when erect typically used with reference to male dominance. (Plural) Beef Muskets
Tommy has been shooting his fuggin Beef Musket at whatever walks no wonder it burns and he has kids.
by MaddHatterz June 29, 2025
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