Maribor mullet

A balding man with a mullet

Poor guy has a maribor mullet.

by hahaplesastsi December 6, 2024

Maribor mullet

A balding man with a mullet

Poor guy has a maribor mullet

by pleskosi December 10, 2024

Mullet Mansion

A person whose house is a “Mullet Mansion” They want to appear professional, successful, and rich on the outside but is really a cheapskate.

“That neighbor has a Mullet Mansion, he has the best yard in the neighborhood but his backyard is a party”

He has an Immaculate yard and a nice car but a dusty, dirty cluttered house.

The yards a “business” and the backyards a “party”

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by anonymous December 12, 2024

Highway Mullet

A thin strip of mullet that goes from the forehead down the neck, with a dotted line of baldness down the center.

Man 1: “I think I’m gonna go the the barber and get a highway mullet”
Man 2: “I will stop talking to you if you do.”

by Lakemore likeocean August 7, 2025

Mullet Scars

The permanent fade marks on the side of your hair after you get a mullet. An inescapable mullet that you can no longer change and you can only get variations of the mullet for the rest of your life.

Person 1: Gosh it seems like the only haircuts I can get now are mullets
Person 2: It's because you've got mullet scars. They'll be with you for the rest of your life

by sentiii January 30, 2025

Monaco mullet

A mullet hairstyle worn by ageing billionaires commonly seen on luxury yachts in Monaco, St Tropez, etc.

I wish I could get my Monaco mullet to look like Phillip Green's, but I guess you gotta be a billionaire

by cobes72 March 4, 2025

digital mullet

Business up front but messy down the back; When an organisation does a digital transformation but only does the customer facing work and not the back end systems.

XYZ corp marketing might be bragging about their digital transformation and cloud journey but the reality is they have only gotten a digital mullet.

by Semiotic24 August 12, 2024