Ignore Boys Month

November is Ignore Boys Month. This is the month when girls ignore boys. They might not ignore them all the time, but the boys will know that they’re ignoring them a lot more. Watch out, boys!

“It’s ignore boys month! Fuck, man...”
“These girls, man. Not good.”

by yaboifilip November 15, 2019

Grab dick month

In the whole November you can just go around and grab everybody’s dicks whenever you want

Hope you guys enjoy the november month . Grab dick month is just one time in the year.

by Grabdickmonthnovember November 16, 2019

Abs month

Gentlemen the women have had their months where you’ve gotten to slap their ass freely but now it is your turn girls gets a pull up your shirt at any time throughout the month of November 27-December and get a look at your abs or get to randomly touch your abs at any point in the day

Damn Johnny’s Avenue were fine as fuck thank God it’s abs months

by BlackBitck2535 November 27, 2019

National Freak Month

December Is National Freak Month

Omg It’s National Freak Month! Let’s Get A Room Baby Girl.

by B00M3R November 28, 2019

3rd day of the month

March 3rd is the National Miru Day.

Oh it's the 3rd day of the month, Miru are the cutest couple ever

by están luna April 25, 2019

begginning of the month

Refers to the point in time (usually a day or two after "the third") when moochers start whimperingly canvassing the neighborhood looking for handouts after they've blown their entire SSI checks on cigarettes, scratch-off tickets, and other costly/harmful/wasteful non-essentials.

I usually head off to the lake for a few days during the begginning of the month so that I won't be around for the local riff-raff to come bawling and blubbering to about how miserable and destitute they are.

by QuacksO May 26, 2019

International Stabbing Month

The month of March, in coordination with the Anniversary of the Assassination of Emperor Julius Caesar on the Ides (15th) of March in 44 B.C.E, where he was stabbed 23 times by a group of Roman Senators who conspired to kill him, is recognized as International Stabbing Month.

" We are forever stabbing that guy."
"Stabbing?"
"Oh oops. I meant stabbing. That's really funny."
"Well, it is March: International Stabbing Month"

by smalljewishgirl March 20, 2019