Points for doing something your man loves that you can "turn in" later for something you want or if you do something wrong.
Girlfriend points awarded when I watched the football game so later tonight he has to watch the notebook with me!
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The girl who will love you for ever.the girl who will be on your side.the girl who will be kind and will always love.she is the on that cares for you.
It is very important to have a girlfriend
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"Nickelback tickets for a hundred bucks, bro!"
"Two hundred bucks for me, after the girlfriend tax, bro."
"That sucks, bro."
"Would having sex with me make you feel better, bro?"
"Two hundred bucks for me, after the girlfriend tax, bro."
"That sucks, bro."
"Would having sex with me make you feel better, bro?"
by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015
Get the girlfriend tax mug.(n.) A short-term girlfriend or boyfriend; often acquired because the two just want a girlfriend or boyfriend, not because the two actually have a connection; speed bump partners are often teenagers (maybe as young as 13 years of age); a speed bump partner may be acquired just for shock value, e.g. to impress someone; a speed bump partner may also be acquired because he or she has something attractive to another person that should matter minimally in a relationship, e.g. a lot of money.
The term "speed bump girlfriend" or "speed bump boyfriend" gets its name from the idea that he or she works somewhat like a speed bump: it needs to be passed and will come and go quickly.
The term "speed bump girlfriend" or "speed bump boyfriend" gets its name from the idea that he or she works somewhat like a speed bump: it needs to be passed and will come and go quickly.
Speed bump girlfriend/ boyfriend in action:
Speaker 1: Tommy just got his first girlfriend.
Speaker 2: And Tommy is how old...?
Speaker 1: 13.
Speaker 2: She is probably just a speed bump girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Tommy just got his first girlfriend.
Speaker 2: And Tommy is how old...?
Speaker 1: 13.
Speaker 2: She is probably just a speed bump girlfriend.
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