Mullet Muffler

When you are eating out a dump truck of an ass from behind and she lets out a gasser that blows your party in the back like a midwestern tornado.

Zach was nose deep in a heifer of a woman when she let one loose that blew his hair mud flap back like a wind sock. He knew he had received a Mullet Muffler.

by Clc see you later October 6, 2025

Jizz Mullet

Referring to a type of manscaping in which the balls are tightly trimmed but the butthole hair is long. Business on the balls and party on the butt.

When I went back to Ziggy’s house for some booty he bent over and showed me his jizz mullet.

by Silky mane July 2, 2020

Mulletize

The act of giving someone a mullet

The barber mulletized Joe

by Steveisapringlesman July 10, 2022

Work Mullet

1. (n.) A mullet suitable for work.
2. (n.) A mullet that works.

Billy Rae Cyrus does not have a work mullet.

by calichic November 11, 2009

mullet

Business in the front, party in the back.

That's a radical mullet broski.
Quinn dyed her mullet khaki brown and I am living for it.

by kbernetich17 August 8, 2018

MULLET WEAR

Business attire for online video work meetings where top half is appropriately dressed for work but the bottom half of the outfit consists of boxers or pajama pants

I'm going to roll up in Mullet wear for tomorrows video conference with a blazer and pj pants - all business on top and pj party on the bottom .

by TGnursecoach April 13, 2020

mullet couture

(Based off the implementation of stay st home orders due to Coronvirus and the dramatic increase in Skype/Zoom work meetings from home)
When your attire resembles that of a mullet. Business on top. Dirtball on the bottom/back

I had a meeting with staff this morning. Never even changed my pj bottoms I’ve had on for 5 days straight. Mullet couture style baby

by mont5702 April 11, 2020