Mildread

a sex position in which the male eats the female out while the female is eating a chocolate covered banana with sprinkles on it. This is usually done by people who live in Usbekistan, Malaysia, Tomor-lest, Yemen, Czech- republic, Scandanavia and Germany.

Heyy Marys boy gave a mildread last night.

by lampost300000 April 19, 2009

Milfbait

Milfbait: someone under the consenting age who is attractive and has a child

that girl is only 15 and has a kid, that makes her a milfbait

by AbelTrock December 25, 2010

midfing

Quick way to express your dislike for something or somebody in your email or blog.

In response to somebody asking you to show up at a 6:00 AM meeting- you might send back the one word response "midfing".

by EricR May 9, 2006

mild

Mom I'd Like to Drill. A variation off of the more popular (and now far too commonplace) MILF. Thus, one can use this term and not be worried about said MILD overhearing.

Damn, Markie's mom is fuckin' MILD!

by Hunter January 5, 2005

milf

milf is used as the term: man i love fajitas!

MILF!

by fuckthemfajitas September 28, 2010

Mildfire

When someone says or does something you disagree with, you display a disproportionate amount of anger in the HOPE that other people will become just as outraged as you PRETEND to be.

The outrage over the politician's tweet is spreading like mildfire

by BigAl205 July 25, 2020

milfecta

A threesome with two attractive mothers otherwise known as milfs.

l had a milfecta with those two chicks from the bar last night. It was awesome!

by CriminalCapone And Edian October 18, 2012