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Matt Wade

A thick bootied big boy. He Is the Biggest DJ in Portland, and soon the World. He has the biggest heart and an even bigger pee pee. Check out his Soundcloud.
by littlebabybitch January 7, 2019
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Matt Southway

Man: Is matt southway broken?
Other man: Nah he’s autistic
by Ss0 May 18, 2019
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Matt Gaus

Dad bod level 100. Matt Gaus is a chubby blonde demon who feeds on the misery of pledges. He eats cargo shorts for dinner and slays more puss than most male pornstars. Here is Gaus's phone number: +1 (314) 660-0597. Feel free to call or text anytime to let him know how much of a bitch he is.
1: You going to Matt Gaus's house tonight?
2: Who's gaus?
1: That one fat guy.
by SwearBear00 June 17, 2019
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Matt Sgritta

Matt Sgritta the woman engineer
by sanfraxec April 25, 2022
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matt leeds

A man that respects women.
by #BM June 16, 2018
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Matt Ridge

thot slayer...

hes just a thot slayer

this nigga be killing thots without saying anything
This nigga be killing sluts and thots with a knockback enchanted diamond sword

this nigga probably liked highschool musical
damn I wish I was a Matt Ridge
by The All seeing Admin June 20, 2019
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Matt Rags

"Matt Rags" are the paper napkins, towels, or random article of clothing used to clean up the mess after a blow job.
Matt Rags, are also the term used to describe a fun, handsome, sexually active man who is so busy he only has time for oral sex rather than actual intercourse.
After having oral sex with her partner, Jenna Jameson used a Matt Rags, to spit the cum in, since she did not feel like swallowing.

Due to a hectic school and work schedule, the instructor was only able to be a Matt Rags, rather than go out on dates.
by Reno Dallas November 14, 2012
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