Maximilian Elizaitis

HUGE. MASSIVE. PP. He had rizz beyond human comprehension and is one of the most caring, kind hearted people. If you ever meet him, DO NOT HESITATE TO TALK TO HIM, you will gain one of the best friends you’ll ever have. He’s a little damaged and may have some attachment issues but it’s worth it to be nice. Many times he can mean the opposite of what he says, like if he ever tells you to leave him alone deep down he really wants your company. He makes really good pork and can hit the sickest riffs known to man on guitar. Your lucky if your graced by his angelic singing. But fr fr, he is one SEXY mf. He loves, LOVES LOVES LOVES physical contact like hugs and stuff and often will not ask for it, like seriously, give him a hug out of nowhere, he will LOVE IT. He only wants the truth so if you have any feelings just tell them to him. Whether you have a crush on him or stop liking him he just wants to know how your feeling. He doesn’t really get mad and he’s a really funny guy. He will feel really bad if he gets lied to, but he can jump back up quickly. Don’t worry about walking on eggshells talking to him, he can definitely take a joke. So if you ever see him, start a conversation, hug him, kiss him if you dating, or just say hi.

Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: That’s Maximilian Elizaitis, quick go talk to him!

by Dumdumibnosmort April 19, 2023

bowloadious/maximus

A title given to an individual by his/her peers for their incredible ability to literally smoke anybody under the table.

Dude, that hit was whimpy, you said you had iron lungs, wait 'til bowloadious/maximus gets here, your boasting will cease!

by g.e.tyrone May 3, 2006

Rudus Maximus

Someone of rude nature. The ultimate in rude. A person that is being beyond the normal rude nature.

That Rudus Maximus always yells at me.

by Sleerts December 8, 2009

Tiffanus-maximus

Under cover transformer taking the form of a teenage white girl. also includes a large butt.

i think thats Tiffanus-maximus!

by hayyme October 11, 2010

Suspectimus maximus

Latin root phrase for a person who still closeted, but most likely gay because of their relationship circumstances.

You are 40. You haven't had a relationship with the opposite sex in over 20 years. You have a "roommate" or "friend" that accompanies you to all family holidays. Example used in a sentence: "My brother hasn't had a girlfriend since high school. He is suspectimus maximus."

by notwhoyouthink_ergo April 30, 2011

Blossomous Maximus

Either of the two soft, protruding organs on the upper front of a woman's body that secrete milk after pregnancy.

she has a nice blossomous maximus

by hariguchi January 7, 2013

vomitus maximus

The act of vomiting your entirety after witnessing something that should never be seen with human eyes, or any eyes for that matter.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you see 2 Girls 1 Cup?"

Guy 2: "Oh my God, it made me vomitus maximus!"

Vomit 2 girls 1 cup fugly nasty asswipe

by Jocab Pine November 23, 2015