Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

A term coined by Gary J Redmond meaning I will certainly not be there but will let you know that an hour before.

Would you like to go for pints on Thursday? We did Thursday to suit you.
Oh sweet, Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

by CP/AC November 23, 2023

Miss london

An English teacher that is always on her period and shes king kongs left testicle

It’s miss London

by K02fanny November 25, 2018

london

she is nice when you meet her but once you get to know her she is a hoe a** girl and if u date her dont break up whith her or her lil sis will act like a female dog

#mean #ugly#london

by you know who cristan revira December 5, 2018

london

the coolest dude alive. makes you laugh at mostly everything. :)

Anthony: london is so funny!!

Tommy: LMAO ikr

by sornsetterthewhitedetroyer December 6, 2018

London

London is a confident, strong hearted person. She always loves people even when she doesn't like them. She's a family and friendly person also she loves nature. she very powerful what she says to you so be careful the way you talk to her. Men even see her fascinating and are just waiting in a line to date her. Very entergetic. She does what's best for her and what makes her happy.she never changes for anybody.

LONDON

by Super.woman101 July 9, 2017

london

The most amazing girl to ever exist. She's funny, talented, an amazing artist, and deserves all the love in the world. She means everything to me and if i could scream to the world how much i lover her, i would. I love you, London.

person: man, that girl was so amazing. did you happen to catch her name?
person 2: i dunno. she must've been a london or something.

by blasphemyvivi August 4, 2017

London Bridge

3 guys 2 girls
There are two girls facing each other, both are being penetrated doggy style. In the middle of the two girls, there is a third male simultaneously getting his penis sucked by both girls.

Yeah, my boys and I London Bridged these two baddies last night.

by Giggity96 August 21, 2017