Loaf is one of the greatest individuals you will come across on the planet. Despite common misunderstandings, Loaf is a smart, calculating, gorgeous, breath taking, funny, brilliant, loyal individual. You can count on them to stand by your side through thick or thin(Unless you call them 'bread' in which case write out your own eulogy right now). They may come off as annoying or attention seeking but in reality they're just trying to keep you distracted from the rough reality and keep you happy. Truly, a one of a kind friend and companion, they're the type of person you wouldn't want to lose. They're a 10/10 and goddamn, give them a hug cause they need it.
by Amphibaena November 23, 2021
Get the Loaf mug.A human being with immense emotional control and looks to match. They will be your savior in life and in bed too.
They possess skills unknown to even the closest of friends, and although they may seem mentally stable, they often hide the most emotions.
If you meet a said "loaf", never meet them go.
They possess skills unknown to even the closest of friends, and although they may seem mentally stable, they often hide the most emotions.
If you meet a said "loaf", never meet them go.
by LiliiBilii November 23, 2021
Get the Loaf mug.Despite common misconceptions, Loaf is one of the greatest human beings you'll find on earth. They're charming, friendly, funny, intelligent and attractive (like your mother). They will always stand by you (unless you call them bread, in which case you're doomed). They'll act annoying but in reality, they're just distracting you and keeping you annoyed at them so you're not annoyed at the world. A true friend and a goddamn beauty to look at. Don't lose a Loaf if you find one, because they're one in a million. Also they're a 10/10
by Amphibaena November 23, 2021
Get the Loaf mug.Brad suggests going on a ten mile hike while it's snowing. Becky responds: "Yeah, I think we can let that loaf in the litter box for a moment"
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Get the Loaf in the Litter Box mug.royally screwing up an otherwise simple task, or an easily avoidable mistake
origin: accidentally touching the "loaf" with ones knuckle while wiping after pinching said loaf
common variations: knuckled the log, stroked the loaf
origin: accidentally touching the "loaf" with ones knuckle while wiping after pinching said loaf
common variations: knuckled the log, stroked the loaf
1. This 47 yard field goal will ensure our victory, don't knuckle the loaf!
2. Ray Finkle really knuckled the loaf when he missed that field goal.
2. Ray Finkle really knuckled the loaf when he missed that field goal.
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