Kahlifornya

It's the Communist state just below the tree hugging socialist state with a meth problem on the west coast that's run by idiots, that us idiots keep electing. You'll notice that Kahlfornyans who choose to move to other states like Arizona and Nevada in particular- because of the high taxes, shitty roads, etc, still vote like they're in Kahlifornya further ruining our beautiful country

"Hey Olaf, why is your Kia so fucked up?"
"I went to Kahlifornya to buy weed and hit a pothole that popped my tire, it sent me flying all over and I side swiped a homeless guys bike stash. I'm just glad he's ok."

by 4KLFTRX December 21, 2020

kaliakabane

a bad bitch

@kaliakabane on tiktok is a baddie 😏

by _UZUMAKI December 27, 2020

Kali-Alexander

A young man with the chillest of vibes. Rather secretive of his own business. While willing to listen to others he is very private with others business as well. Ready to blossom in a reserved but attentive young man he is also very silly and ready to joke around. Only with those he trusts or cares for

Kali-Alexander is a homeboi

by Blythe96128 December 27, 2020

kaliak

Kaliak is much better than cats. You will go see him again and again.

Kaliak is much better than cats. You will go see him again and again.

by BunnyReg January 5, 2021

kaelix

The most attractive guy. Caring, sensitive, and a defender of family. He is always in tune with your feelings and genuinely cares. If you’re upset he will punch out the offender. He always gives the sweetest kisses and likes to hold your hand to fall asleep. He is always there for you. A one-of-a-kind person. He is smart and has a high IQ. He can figure out some of the most difficult problems. His heart is loyal and kind, yet he is strong and muscular.

He is the main character to anyone’s story and always takes center stage, but in a good way. He loves to laugh and makes the best jokes. If you meet a Kaelix, hold on to him, he sets the bar high for the male gender.

Hey who is that hot guy? That’s a Kaelix.

Oh my! Who is that tall, handsome, light-eyed guy? That’s a Kaelix

by Foxyroxy January 21, 2021

KAFLIGER

A white person's use of the n-word

Jared: What's up my Kafliger
John: Did you just say the n-word
Jared: No I said Kafliger
John: Oh ok

by Bigsmimpdaddy204 January 22, 2021

kahliyia

a lazy girl who knows she is and has to constantly remind herself to workout and eat healthy and has no friends because she has major RBF, and is single because no one wants her but is working on herself and her self esteem and confidence and is kind, and loved by many people!

awww kahliyia is so nice! she brought me my fav candy!!

by frootiloops January 25, 2021