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SSW (Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight)

Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight. A collective and derogatory term for males (not men) who believe in "patriarchy" have T-shirts that say "This is what a feminist looks like", are the emotional tampon and ultimate friend-zone bench-warmer for any girl who rates over a 5 in attractiveness. These males will always come to the rescue of a physically attractive female regardless of how bad her behaviour is toward other people or him. The SSW thinks he can attract women by being "vulnerable, emotional, and kind". The SSW is the complete opposite of an Alpha male and is secretly detested by every woman.
SSW (Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight)

Damn dude, this forum is filled with SSW's who think they can get laid by defending every chick who is cheating on her boyfriend. Fucking pathetic.
by VomitComit May 20, 2020
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the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang. zoo

These individuals formerly said, "Nee".
"We are the Knights who say ,Nee."-The Knights Who Formerly Said Nee. AKA the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang. zoo
"You must bring us, a shrubbery, Nee Nee Nee".
Nee- Definition
Presumably, Nee is a sort of right of passage for all those who wish to become a Knight who says Nee.
by Indrick Boreale May 18, 2018
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We are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni. We are now the Knights Who Say Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.
by KairiMoonlight May 2, 2009
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knight and shining bum

my life is a mess a disgrace but my heart is pure and gold
i’m nothing but i wanna be ur knight and shining bum
by BumStatusYo December 29, 2018
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White Knight

"Man, Carl's being a major white knight for Jasmine."
by OofMeistro October 5, 2020
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Arcane Knights

Tier 2 clan in the Critical Ops competitive scene. lowkey carried by viccy and lucifer
by Viccy C-OPS November 2, 2020
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Mega Knight

A legendary card in clash royale, known for being used almost exclusively in midladder and hated by every person who doesn't play it themselves.
"I SWEAR TO GOD! IF I SEE ONE MORE FUCKING MEGA KNIGHT SPAMMED AT THE GOD DAMN BRIDGE IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF! HOLY SHIT, MIDLADDER MAKES ME WANT TO SHOOT MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT!" -Lava and non-mega knight users

"hehe megaknight at bridge" -Average Midladder Player
by Lava_ May 1, 2024
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