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Jam sponge

When a girl who is on her period sits on a guys face.
Bob: Hey John what did you get up to last night?

John: I pissed off my girlfriend while she was on her period so she gave me a jam sponge.

Bob: Wow, that's harsh
by Bobjones789 July 5, 2015
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Yesterday's Jam

A term used to describe people who are ignored and forgotten right after they are no longer needed.
Moss: They toss us away like Yesterday's Jam!

Roy: Yes! Yesterday's Jam! That is what we are to them! Actually, you know what that doesn't really work as a thing because jam lasts for ages.
by BrompusWompus May 3, 2023
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Jam in the middle

dont search up jam in the middle, stay innocent children
by I just cry July 20, 2021
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Jam hands

When you eat a PB&J and get sticky-ass fingers. Jam hands!
"Bruh luv me some PBJ but these jam hands"
by imryanreid December 12, 2016
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Cracker Jam

The line here at Costco is so huge, it's a cracker jam.
by DaveDuke June 2, 2015
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Jam-es

An individual who constantly tells others to do a flip and yet refuses to do one himself.
Jam-es, do a flip.
by DoAFlipJam-es February 15, 2022
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jam band

Music to make your bones jitter and your hips shake. Music to make your feet move and your head sway. Music to make your beard and mind grow. A jam band manages to deliver a sense of freedom to the crowd. Jam bands free lance and improv. all while staying with each other and feeding off each others experimental energy. In a jam bands set, you'll find peices of the core song they started with, blended for your delight with a variety of instrumental solo's and always amazing percussion. jam Bands can be appreciated not only by people on drugs, but also by people who just dig music and the phases it grows through. (trust me though it's better when your high as cheese) Bands include Phish, Grateful Dead, String Cheese Incident Widespread Panic, The Allman Brothers Band,Moe, The Big Wu and other music that hints towards these areas of music.
Hey you, why do you like Jam Bands, it just sounds like noise? wheres the catchy chorus?

Hey, simple human, because in a world where most peoples spirits are being tugged from them and hidden behind bills and death, it's nice to get sucked into a spiral of warmth and energy that can make me foget i'm human for a while. Just relax and smoke this. Oh, and the catcy chorus is coming after Jerry rips it for another 10 minutes. (past tense - sorry brother, thanks for the tunes)
by twinkle moslemendo January 5, 2009
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