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The Bronze Jade

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Female : I just went to The Bronze Jade art gallery.
Gigachad Smegma: OMG LEBRON JAMES!!!! THIS IS SO SIGMA MALE OHIO SKIBIDI TOILET RIZZ ANTI TIKTOK ANTI FURRY NATION!!!
by verysigmaguyskibiditoilet October 3, 2023
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Jade Goody

Oh no Jade Goody died of cancer
by I Care 4 U March 22, 2009
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Jade Goody

Someone who has been taken advantage of by the media and labelled a racist when she clearly is not one. A victim of criticism and unjustified bad treatment.
"Don't blow it out of proportion like what happened to Jade Goody"
by B_o_b January 22, 2007
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jessica jaded

a pornstar-esque name fit for a girl with high aspirations of fame and fortune.
jessica jaded is going straight to the top.
by jaia December 31, 2007
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Jade Folk

A Schutter who would cheat on her boyfriends with other guys, and is always on the rebound for other guys. would date guy days after she breaks up with a boyfriend of years.
"Wow dude dump your girl she is a such a jade folk"
by VeryRandomDude! October 9, 2009
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jade dragon

1. a (borderline-)retarded person that contributes nothing to society and complains about anything and everything
2. a massive asshole
3. someone with an extremely small penis
4. a grown man with the mind and penis of a small child
5. shit, feces, or anything so unattractive it makes shit or feces bearable
"What's your problem? All you do is complain like a pathetic, whiny bitch. You're a real jade dragon."

"Hey, my genitals might be small, but at least they're not jade dragon small."

"I accidentally stepped in dog crap earlier today. My new shoes were covered in jade dragon."
by Doctor Abraham Lincoln December 6, 2013
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pulling a jade

The act of having sex with a 16 year old when you're over the age of 18.
"Dude, she's 16. You totally pulled a Jade."

"If she's underage, I'm pulling a Jade this weekend."
by faghag458 May 31, 2016
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