Jonas

Jonas can mean boring or angry because he sits like monky

You are such jonas

by Jamy vardy April 06, 2020

jonas

jonas is a very wonderful friend, he is very funny and very nice

"Jonas is so funny! I love the joke he made last night!"

by ack quack December 07, 2021

Jona

Jona is that boy who makes you feel butterflies in the stomach, a Jona is just a unique, sexy man who cares and love you like no one else, if you found a Jona you must be a really like person.

Jona seems such a gattino today.

by Mav.vnU January 27, 2023

Jona

The Name of the person that is always the coolest in the room. He has a well defined face. He is funny, good in bed and nice. He always as an open door for a friend who needs to speak to him.

Person1: Jona is awesome
Person2: HE REALLY IS OMG!!!

by DefinerCe123 February 23, 2022

Jonas

Jonas:" Deine Mom hat HIV von mir du hurensohn"

Jonas dein po ist nass

by tpmodern November 24, 2023

Jonas

A perfect husband but just a bit homosexual. Jonas likes cock and is not afraid to tell anyone.

Him: Fuck me Daddy Jonas!
Jonas: Nah fam not til marrige *dab*
Her: DONT STEAL MY JONAS!

by Moder Maria May 31, 2017

Jonas

Jonas is a very young boy and also has a small penis! He'll never have a girlfriend. He plays so much that is no longer possible. He is active on Tinder and Pornhub and leaves money on the sites.

Girl 1: Ehh! Who‘s that ugly person?
Girl 2: That‘s Jonas! Let‘s run!

by Cheati-819 November 22, 2021