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Jeff

A super sexy guy who is rather aggresive.
Woohoo! I saw a Jeff just now! He's so sexy!
by burningass August 14, 2018
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My Name Jeff

Epic Fortnite gamer:"My name Jeff"
9 Year old gamer girl: "fuck me"
by PokeBread December 12, 2018
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Jeff McClure

1. (noun) A giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self.

2. (verb) The act of doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self

3. (pronoun) A giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self who identifies as a giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self.
Me: Hey do you know Jeff McClure?
Liam: You mean that giant asshole who dressed in a giant dick costume and walked across the college campus that time??
Me: Yeah that douche canoe who identifies as himself.
Liam: He should’ve been swallowed!!
by TheManicHispanicMexicutioner September 18, 2023
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jeff frank

trying to hook up after throwing up from being too intoxicated
by iliketomakeout November 2, 2011
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Jeff

Guy who doesnt want to go to the gym but has to anyway
Sorry Jeff, you gotta go to the gym at 6:00pm
by Maditayl September 27, 2019
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Except for Jeff

When a straight dude has sex / is sexually attracted to another guy. But only ONE guy

A guy can be straight. A heterosexual! Except for Jeff...can't say no to Jeff
for all intents and purposes he is straight except for jeff.
by Sickomonster May 21, 2024
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Jeff

Is a guy who seems very confident, but is really not. He is very cute, attractive, muscular, and sportive. People cannot not notice him and all his accomplishments. He sometimes seems very selfish but that is just what he portrays. He used to be so sweet and kind to everyone, but gets to caught up in being cool and liked and high school that he loses his true self. He can be very aggressive and intimidating, but he truly is just as intimidated by you.

He is very judgmental of other people but is amazed by the girls he likes. He puts them on a pedestal and never is unloyal to them even if they dont feel the same towards him. He fully expresses his feelings towards them and sometime very boldly which scares them. He breaks many hearts and his heart has been broken very few times but it breaks very hardly because of how much he liked the girl.

This happens with all his crushes. His best friend is always there for him even if taken for granted by him. One day he will meet the one girl for him and dedicate his life to her. He will meet her when he becomes his true old self. The guy whose eyes light up when he talks to you. This girl may be the very first girl he truly liked and adored. She will help him find his self again when they are reunited.

by Uhhhhh2300 April 13, 2020
I miss the old Jefferson who was always so kind to everyone. Who is this "jeff"? Go back to being Jeff! Not necessarily the name but who you truly are.
by Bweheh9008 November 24, 2021
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