Jet log

A poop that is taken on an airplane.

To the chagrin of Jason, Mike dropped a massive jet log because he couldn't wait for the plane to land.

by keepinitgiebel July 06, 2022

Jet Lagged a Decade

It's when some edgy gen-Z attempts to make a 2000s joke in modern times that they seem to suddenly warped to that era.

"Did he just make a 'manamajeff' joke in 2021?"
"I know right? Man's jet lagged a decade."

by blaastranger December 28, 2020

Jet lagged

Feeling nauseous/sick after a trip to zynbabwe

Charles is a little jet lagged rn from his flight to zynbabwe

by Fortnitegod11 November 29, 2023

Jet on jet

Slang for when everything is good, all is good

"All good kid?", "Yuh, jet on jet"

by PatrikAsteris December 10, 2023

jetting

ejaculation. i'm not too comfy adding any more.

bro, it's no jetting january, why are you looking at belle delphine?!?!?

by the REAL merriam webster January 07, 2021

Jetting

A form of masturbation involving pool jets (or jacuzzi jets) where one willing individual pulls their swimming trunks down and spreads their cheeks, inserting the jet into the open asshole, letting the gallons of water be absorbed within.

“I was at my local pool and noticed my dick didn’t fit in the jets, so I decided to try jetting and oh boy the pressure really gets to you.”

by BIGGESTANDY May 19, 2024

Jetting

Adjective: To continuously tell someone you’re about to take a break from working soon, with no intention of actually taking a break.

Adjective: Jethro wanted to stop and drink some water, but micheal jetted him till the end of the day. Micheals story about jetting jethro, is a hit among the boys at the shed.

by Oscillationsofmind October 05, 2018