The Italian Iso

Nickname given to Kobe Bryant on SportsNation
The Italian Iso wins another NBA championship.
by dooley207 November 11, 2009
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stupid italian

A slang word for a boy who only lives in England because his family migrated here because no one would buy their ice cream in Italy ( they don't understand good humour like Lee Mack)
I walked across the road to the ice cream shop, where the stupid Italian sat.
by Ice cream connoisseur October 25, 2017
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Italian Shotgun

from the southern region of Rhode Island- when a person presses on one nostril and blows snot out of the the other creating a shotgun effect.
This asshole got a little too close to me so I blasted him with the ol' Italian Shotgun
by Dan January 10, 2005
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italian handjob

When, after eating a tasty italian dinner of pasta and sauce, your partner gives you a handjob using the leftover pasta sauce as lube. Best with homemade sauces, chunky sauces are NOT ideal.
Dude, she made me spaghetti with this sick homemade marinara, and then she gave me an Italian Handjob!
by STankylegz October 20, 2009
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Italian pony

1.an italian man who thinks hes the stallion but really isnt...

2.an italian man who is hung like a pony instead of a horse

3.Guido
by !xabile July 21, 2008
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Italian Goggles

When a man puts his balls on the womans eyes.
" Last night i took a picture of my wife wearing some italian goggles while she sleep"
by tepotini August 02, 2009
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Italian Haircut

When you cum on your hand and smear it through someone's hair causing a slicked back greasy italian style haircut.
Last night when me and bae were going at it, I felt pretty naughty and decided to give her an Italian haircut.
by sccameron91 July 20, 2014
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