intuition

That one brain part that constantly figures out the behavior requirement to get more screen time from your parents, even though such extra screen time allotment eventually turns out not to be on offer

My intuition told me exactly how to charm my parents into giving me more screen time, but in the end, it was just wishful thinking—turns out the extra hours were never really on the table!

by Emotional Cruiser September 30, 2025

Initial abstraction

And I've said this before.

Hym "Initial abstraction. But what you are doing is conflating my every vague consideration with an assertion and then claiming that I can't know whether or not the assertion I'm not making is true. Mainly because you don't like the assertion I am making that ARE true. Like your slut wife and or daughter not being too good to fuck me. Or that I'm both better than a retard better than you and you are all also retarded (and tautologically so). But my role was 'intial abstraction.' And REE-lon didn't do the initial abstracting because REE-lon CAN'T and couldn't and neither could anyone else. And, now that I've done it for you, you want to not give me the credit I deserve and pay me retroactively but it's also part of a broader trend of you not wanting to have to admit that YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU HAD TO DO WHAT I SAID THERE AND AFTER I SAID IT INITIALLY YOU WERE BOTH DISMISSIVE ABOUT IT AND IMPOSED A TYPICAL VAPID SKEPTICISM ON WHAT I SAID UNTIL I WAS INEVITABLY PROVEN RIGHT BY TIME. That's my fucking role. You had better hope that fucking AI doesn't work as intended or my role is going to change overnight from 'Intial abstractor and inventor of the first working commercial model of AI' to 'Ultimate rapey dictator forever: better than everyone!' You fucking bums. My face hurts. My brain hurts."

by Hym Iam November 29, 2025

Initial Misallocation

That's where you're wrong. I didn't change anything. When I reclaimed my previous posts the gradient shifted down.

Hym "So I didn't swap anything. An initial misallocation was detecting and you've been using imposters to throw off the omni-factor because you think if you can find a poxy who meets enough of the criteria you can trick it AGAIN into letting you violate the leverage clause. Which is what you were doing. And the way in which you were using the leverage clause was to do a single white female. So no. That isn't what happened."

by Hym Iam January 9, 2026

Proof'init

To consume an alcoholic beverage that contains no less then 50% whole grain alcohol. The word is derived from the word 'Proof' in which alcohol content is measured according to US standards.

I'm totally proof'init.

by DaRizzle June 22, 2009

Technicality invite

1. Wanting to invite a friend to an event and having to invite his/her boyfriend/girlfriend aswel, even if you don't want the significant other there.

2. Inviting somebody to an event when you desperately don't want them there in order to appear like the better person. This usually requires quite a bit of "down-playing".

1. "Arnold was standing right there when I invited Susan to my birthday, total technicality invite"

2. "Why did you invite all of Rodgers friends"

"They we're all 'technicality invites', you know, so it wouldn't be awkward when they show up anyway..."

by Ansel Adams March 7, 2013

cummings invite

When you find out about a party that you felt you should have been invited to but never heard about it until later... You were cummings invited..

" Yo, "Tim's" bachelor party was the greatest ever! Why didn't you come?"

"I guess I got the cummings invited... Fucking asreholes...."

by old_beaver October 1, 2014

got invite

Phrase used when your mates dog it and don't invite you to a particular event, inclusive of even family dinners and all other outings ( got fucking invite is a popular variation )

Person 1: I went out to the new Thai place past night
Person 2 : got invite
Person1 : it was a family thing ....
Person 2 : family thing that I didn't get invite too

by jamespiggott December 27, 2015