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Post-Grunge

Music for douchebags. Post-grunge is a broadly-defined genre, but in general it refers to excreable acts like Nickelback, Puddle of Mudd, Staind, Hoobastank, 3 Doors Down, Creed, Collective Soul, Silverchair, Candlebox, and Switchfoot. Because they all have essentially the same "singing" style, every post-grunge frontman is interchangeable, and every post-grunge song sounds exactly alike, no matter the band. Chord progressions are childlike in their simplicity, but it doesn't matter because the guitars are heavily distorted and the lead singer is often found making inhuman sounds into the mic. Post-grunge music can make 80s synth-pop look like Mozart by comparison, but somehow these groups continue to rake in cash hand over fist. Blame the douchebags who listen to this garbage, I guess.
Dude A: Post-grunge is awesome!
Dude B: You're a complete and utter douchebag.
Dude A (sadly): I know.

"It's Been Awhile"? Since what, you wrote a song that didn't suck balls?
by Walt Nichols February 10, 2009
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post slut

A woman or in a few cases men who have sex for post cereal.
"Anna is a post slut."
by PizzimpMcBozule February 17, 2003
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post modern

incredibly shitty, awful, stupid, a complete waste of time
That movie was so post modern.

This coffee is really post modern.

I think post modern artwork is post modern.
by pillow v. pillow July 4, 2008
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post-boredomism

It describes the state of giddiness one achieves while waiting for a super boring event (such as - say - a graduation) to start.
While waiting for my appointment the DMV, I slipped into a state of post-boredomism and started laughing uncontrollably.
by stasi1974 May 26, 2009
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Post princess

Often found on social networking sites such as Twitter and Facebook. This person (usually female) will post irritating status updates at a constant basis, upload pictures of every life event, and be constantly connected to these sites either by home computer or cell phone.

She is often known to add "pizazz" to her posts with * ~ and combinations thereof. Ends status updates with "hit the cell!" or "I love you (current significant other's name here) so much baby!~~~*"
*Jennifer uploads photo of herself and current boyfriend*
Jennifer: "I love you baby forever!~!!!!*"
*Jennifer makes 12 status updates an hour about her trip to and from the mall*
Jennifer: "Having so much fun with the girls~!"

Sam: "Oh God, shut up already! Freaking post princess."
by Lunar Escape June 5, 2011
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post a letter

1. to have sex
2. to fornicate

bone, hump, screw, doin it, Butter the muffin, funky the chicken, sweep the chimney
Man: Hi there!
Woman: Well, Hello.
Man: I hope this isn't too forward of me but would you like to come back to my place and "Post a letter"?
Woman: *gasp *SLAP!!
by VonKillian June 6, 2013
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post social

a band from Williamsburg that helped re-start the music scene in 2001. Many bands in the area were influenced and encouraged by their live shows to start their own bands. the band died in March of 2004
Did you see post social last night? Is their drummer Turkish?
by demon hunter 86 August 27, 2006
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