When you get to your girlfriends house with a hard dick in your pants expecting it to get satisfied. But when you arrive some other dude’s sitting on her couch & she tells you it’s over and doesn’t want to see you again. You excuse yourself to use her bathroom. Drop a deuce in the tank on the back of the toilet jerk off on the toilet seat and leave.
You’re hanging with your Bro’ he says he dude how did your hot date go last night with your little hottie? And you say “Dude, I thought I was getting some action, but she told me it was over“. So I had no choice but to declare an upper deck foul before I left. Let her new umpire confirm it.
by Chucklito89 July 21, 2023
Get the Upper deck foulmug. There's no introduction needed for Deck. Deck gives me a good laugh. Deck lights up the groupchat when she's there. Deck will always be loved and needed because Deck is Deck.
And we fucking love Deck.
-Jazzy <3
And we fucking love Deck.
-Jazzy <3
by stfujazzy April 15, 2022
Get the Deckmug. by Mr. Disappointment December 7, 2021
Get the deckmug. by White boy master April 19, 2016
Get the Dick-deckedmug. by All Bets Hedged February 5, 2021
Get the Decking the Atticmug. to confidently attempt to perform an impossible task, having misunderstood the difficulty of the task or overestimated one’s ability to complete it. Often with loved one(s) looking on and questioning one’s sanity in the vain attempt.
by Boydz June 22, 2021
Get the Lifting the back deckmug. When all you want in life are some Trader Joes soft and juicy dried mangoes and your lit ass coworker pulls them out of their desk drawer.
by mangotangofandango May 14, 2019
Get the mangoes on deckmug.