Trail Mix

The delicious embodiment of perfection.

Those assorted nuts, dried fruit, and M&Ms are Trail Mix

by Jephty August 28, 2017

mix candy wrappers

1. a sexual act wherein multiple males ejaculate into condoms and pass them along in a rotation pattern. It's kind of like telephone, but thought to be mostly gay.

Mark, Rick, and Steve are coming over for Halloween; we're going to mix candy wrappers and engage in various other homosexual acts.

by beefquesadilla September 25, 2009

pancake mix

posmic quality cement

if you're going to use some bloody pancake mix to build a house, you better think again.

by Sexydimma January 19, 2015

Trail Mix

When you put your penis in someone's asshole, take it out, put it in their mouth and nut.

"I gave my girlfriend Trail Mix last night, she couldn't stand it"

"Would you rather be given Trail Mix by an old man or step in hot tar?"

by CleanestDirtyHarry October 22, 2023

Cthulhu Is Tae-Kwon-Do, Hellstrom Is Mixed Martial Arts <<<Kick`~`Boxing>>>, ANd Leviathan Is Karate

Cthulhu Is Tae-Kwon-Do, Hellstrom Is Mixed Martial Arts <<<Kick`~`Boxing>>>, ANd Leviathan Is Karate

Cthulhu Is Tae-Kwon-Do, Hellstrom Is Mixed Martial Arts <<<Kick`~`Boxing>>>, ANd Leviathan Is Karate

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

poop trail mix

trail mix with poop in it you fucking retard.

"I have a bag of poop trail mix try some"
"I am currently eating some poop trail mix"

by poop fart January 21, 2020

monkey mix

A mix of the drugs ketamine, cocaine and MDMA.

We wanted to get fucked up so we got a gram of ket, a gram of sniff and a g of MD n mixed it all up into a monkey mix.

"i was off my pickle on that monkey mix"

by -: aLiAs :- October 14, 2008