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Hobofornifeliac

A person obsessed with fucking hobos, straight up crazy nasty style. Fo real real. Not fo play play.
Johnny McJoeJoeCakes' hobofelia had grown to be acutely focused on the notion of knockin' serious, stinktastic boots with any hobo he came across, thus marking him as a full-blown hobofornifeliac
by Keyan Mutha Fuckin' Reid March 27, 2010
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hobo hairdryer

When you don't have enough time, or don't care enough, to use a hairdryer. Thus, you put all the windows down in your car and let the wind do all the work.

(Not to be confused with a hippie hairdryer, which involves the same concept, but includes the use of a bike instead. This version is "greener",from which is derived its condition of being "hippie".)

Works best for guys.

Or girls with short hair.
"Hey, Becky sure has some serious bed head."

"Nope. Hobo hairdryer."

"Ah.I see."
by emthecoed May 2, 2010
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Hobo luv

an expression used to greet a friend or an exclamation of joy
when im driving around my hood and see a friend I yell hobo luv and they say it back.
by i am THE ORIGINAL HOBO. November 21, 2010
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hobo muffin

Derogatory term for a person of less intelligence than you/an idiot.
Someone who has just done something less than smart.
Someone who is boring or neuteral.
A word to say when you can't think of anything else to say.
Random.
Oh my god, you're such a hobo muffin!
Look at that hobo muffin, he's so stupid.
I don't know, she was just being a hobo muffin.
Wow, that's a hobo muffin moment right there.
by Thepea Lord November 29, 2010
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Hobo Mealing

The act of entering a local Wal-Mart and ordering popcorn chicken from the deli, then proceeding to not pay at the counter, and instead tour the store eating them. Taking a soda from the coolers and drinking is optional, but highly filling.
Hey Skylar, want to go do some Hobo Mealing?" "Naw man, I'm still full from the Hobo Mealing earlier!
by Quizzy The Great March 25, 2011
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hobo crotch

When a woman's pussy smells like straight up rank-ass dead fish
Hey man do you smell that?

Yeah dude, its Megan's nasty hobo crotch! It smells like week dead fish bro.
by Harry "Big" Johnson May 22, 2011
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Hoboitis

Hoboitis: pronounced hobo-eye-tis is the disease of constantly failing at typing and can strike at anytime and you will never know about it

-Created because one day I was dressed in sweat pants and a sweat shirt with my hair up in a bun and was chatting with my best friend and said I looked like a hobo. I continuously failed at typing...and so it this is how it became xD
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Person 1: rawwwrs

Person 2: rawr to you too :P what's u

oh goodness up**

Person 1: not much

Person 2: hoboitis...how I hate it
by MiraMoments12 October 30, 2011
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