by DesperateHoe January 28, 2018
Get the Helmet Hungry mug.Tipping point vernacular: "Honey if you don't avail yourself of my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love soon, I will have to go to the ER." Reference Vernacular: I'd sure like to let her experience my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love". Action Vernacular: "I'd like you to meet my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love"
by Yikes for Life! December 3, 2020
Get the Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love mug.Painting helmets means a person who loves to eat cum. Paint that helmet. Don’t stop you cum-guzzler!
by Mr magoo December 4, 2020
Get the Painting Helmets mug.When probing the anal cavity of a whore with one’s schlong, you take it out to relube when you realize that there is shit on the tip of your dick. At this point, you realize you do not need the lube and stick that shit right back in her asshole and pink sock that bitch.
Marci finally let me fuck her up the ass last night. She gave me a Muddy Helmet, but I just kept pounding away.
by Jason’s Sister’s Ass December 11, 2020
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by The gasser August 10, 2021
Get the helmet level activity mug.When a character has plot armor but only on their head. They can get stabbed, shoot, or even burnt but only on their body. Their head does NOT get hurt
"Whoa dude, Walter white from breaking bad totally has a plot helmet. Did you ever see him get hit in his head even once in the series??? i think not"
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by Silthom August 13, 2021
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by doubledown10 June 22, 2021
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