Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love

Over-ready Penis - almost at the stage of Blue Balls and ready to do the deed.

Tipping point vernacular: "Honey if you don't avail yourself of my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love soon, I will have to go to the ER." Reference Vernacular: I'd sure like to let her experience my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love". Action Vernacular: "I'd like you to meet my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love"

by Yikes for Life! December 3, 2020

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I Need You To Process The Art Of Giving Gifts & Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Gutter helmet

A condom

Got to run by the store and grab a box of gutter helmets before I hit that skanks' place.

by surveyor3 December 4, 2013

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I Need You To Proces The Art Of Giving Gifts And Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop

I Need You To Proces The Art Of Giving Gifts And Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

dried-helmet

A dried-helmet is when you have a wet dream or ejaculate, then semen dries in or over the urethra causing you to spray or miss direct a stream of piss.

I went to take a piss this morning but I had a dried-helmet, I had to clean that shit up before my girlfriend sat in it. Again

by Chase Lewis white January 26, 2014

Bloody Astronaut's Helmet

An unraveled condom that is then inserted into a woman's vagina that is on the rag. After marinating in her discharge anywhere from 1-36 hours it is removed. The "astronaut" then blows it up and wears it over his head.

Peja: Hey Mills, did you hear about Hawks?

Mills: No, what did that freak do now?

Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.

Mills: That is so fucking hot....

by Shirtless Peja March 21, 2014

broken helmet

A decent body, but ugly face.

She has a really hot body, but those burn scars are worse than a broken helmet

by PapaJBranford June 4, 2010