bone thugs n harmony

No words can describe this arsenal of the truest most Thuggish lyrics you will ever be mesmerized by.

Example:
Soldiers
T.H.U.G.S.
Popo killin Pimp Owners

by Carlon June 28, 2004

Harry Santos

When the act of oral sex results in rug burn upon the giving party's face due to the unkempt nature of the receiving party's genitals.

John got a Harry Santos when he went down on Sofia's mangled, thorny bush between her legs.

by Richard Santos September 19, 2012

hard in the face

When a person's face looks 20-30 years older than their actual age. As if they've been hit in the face repeatedly with a baseball bat. This can be genetic, but it could also happen by abusing drugs, or after several botched cosmetic surgeries.

"Woah, Lorde is only 16? She looks so hard in the face. I would have guessed more like 36."

by Boingo Bang December 5, 2013

Harry Daniels

Balls.

I just got kicked in the Harry Daniels.

I have a pain that goes from my Carrie Anus to my Harry Daniels.

by Fvolfrine November 30, 2015

Harry's wand

The man inserts his long wand-like penis into the woman's vagina and proceeds with intercourse. When he ejaculates, he screams "EXPECTO PATRONUM". If the woman is impregnated, the child must be named Harry, for it is the chosen one.

"Bro, did you bang her?"
"Yeah man I totally gave her the harry's wand. Can't wait for little Harry!"

by Hypertronix January 5, 2017

Hard pudding

A prison term. When one Male shoves his dick into another mans ass with no lube.

Jacquene gave Tyrese the hard pudding in C Block.

by Copper111 January 4, 2018

Harlem Bagpipe

When you have your lips sealed around someone's booty hole and they blow a fart hard enough to puff out your cheeks.

"I was eating my girls booty the other day and she gave me the harlem bagpipe"

by WithaZ November 2, 2018