mysteries make my head hurt

“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.

All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.

by Purplenado March 06, 2023

hurt foreskin

when you are masturbating circumcised and you cause too much friction on the foreskin so it peels

hey bro i got hurt foreskin last night i didn't use lube

by poo poo dealer May 14, 2019

but hurt bitch

(1) Word used to describe the act of someone who is whining excessively and will sit in silence as if his but actually hurt while everyone else is having a good time.

(2) Person who rides specifically in the middle of a front-seatting only car meant for 2 passengers or less.

"Patrick is being all but hurt like a bitch over here!"

"I know. What a but hurt bitch"

by Blondie B September 19, 2017

My Everything Hurts

A term used when you are in a lot of pain or just don't feel like doing anything.

I want to stay in bed, my everything hurts.

by BeanJar February 01, 2025

Brother hurt and can’t practice

Your gonna be good bro! Don’t be sad. You’ll be out there kicking butt in no time.

My brother hurt and can’t practice

by Uollllll December 10, 2021

Ass hurt

Anyone who says im special fell sorry for me or dont say that im offended or thats a hate crime.

Tom is white yuck im gonna judje him and say hes a racist i was ass hurt when i found out he is married to a african american girl.

by Goto1134 March 03, 2021

Trump-hurt

One hundred time the normal level of butt-hurt. Highest form of being a sore loser.

Their team has been awful all season. Why are they so trump-hurt because they lost today.

by JAR724 November 07, 2020