My Everything Hurts

A term used when you are in a lot of pain or just don't feel like doing anything.

I want to stay in bed, my everything hurts.

by BeanJar February 1, 2025

Bone Hurting Juice

1. A type of juice that, true to its name, causes immense, unexplained pain in the bones

2. The (often intentional) misuse of a meme template

"What was that drink you left on my desk?"

"Bone hurting juice."

"It tasted good!...Ow my bones hurt oof ow ouch"

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 21, 2023

Flirt and hurt

when you start flirting with someone even though you’re already dating someone.

Guy 1:so how’s flirting with Veronica going?
Guy:2 I was flirting with her last night and ended up hurting my girlfriend cause she found out I was flirting with Veronica.
Flirt and hurt:flirting with someone while dating someone else and end up hurting them cause u were flirting with someone else

by SaltContaier August 12, 2019

Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex

in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.

"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

MY NEPHEW HURTS

The expression you shout out when someone does something that makes you tingle

Tatis with a drive, deep left field it’s gone!
“MY NEPHEW HURTS SO BAD, LETS GO TATIS”

by DDMONTER June 14, 2021

National Don’t hurt your siblings day!

Every September 18th you can’t hurt your siblings

Hey it’s national don’t hurt your siblings day!
My brother can’t hurt me now!

by My_Sis_Is_Crazy September 18, 2021

hurt

Having to face negativity in life.

I'm hurt.

by im just an illusion, you'll ne February 15, 2021