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mysteries make my head hurt

Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.
All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
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Health Hurts

HEY DUDE! HAVE YOU HEARD HEALTH HURTS YET! IT’S ABSOLUTE FIRE MAN
by Yung Cesar Parody Guy November 28, 2020
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Butt Hurt

She got butt hurt when she saw her man talking to his ex.
by Dank Father August 13, 2017
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Hurt Town

A place a hipster escapes to after heartbreak or rejection.
He was so heartbroken after the love of his life left him we went straight to Hurt Town.

It is not going to work out between us... I need you to go to Hurt Town now.
by Revelin Eleven October 30, 2015
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My Back Hurts

A way for an overachiever can convey that their teammates arelacking the quality or quantity required; insufficient for a purpose of adding value to the team.
"Bro, you got a 40K/D!!! But we barely scrapped by that game."
"I had 1.2 K/D"
"Ahhhh, my back hurts?"
by Getbacker January 30, 2025
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hurted

when something really really hurt that you can say words right so you say that hurted
*gets hit by car*
AHHHHHH THAT HURTED
by THE_ONE_THAT_WANTS_HER January 15, 2022
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Hurted

the more logical way of saying something hurt
a hit my knee. it hurted”
by notverysensible November 10, 2021
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