Gooch Poof

When a male farts and the air gets caught between his dick and gooch

Oh shit! Did you just gooch poof?!

by Reneerenee11 April 02, 2019

Gooch Muffin

The onset form of a taint after several hours of continuous ass pounding to the point that the gooch swells and forms a shape and mushy feel, similar to a tasty muffin top. Similar to the phenomenon known as cauliflower ear.

Example: Bobby banged me so hard last night I grew an uncontrollably fat gooch muffin.

by Cashmere Dreams September 02, 2014

Rancid Gooch Box

A "gaming" PC with excessive amounts of RBG lights and dust.

Person 1: Dude, you gotta clean that rancid gooch box, it's just gross to look at!
Person 2: No way bro! It's perfectly fine.

by DB Double G The II October 29, 2024

GOOCH CLAT

When your booty makes a rumbling vibration/sound from a ferocious fart.

"Oh brother, I just felt my gooch clat!"

by eeecha September 18, 2018

Gooch Slapped

To Get Fucked Over or Boned on anything

Dammit! I just got gooch slapped by Wal-Mart.

by Macky T May 20, 2008

Goochy gooching

A little one finger scratch to the gooch of a man looking for a good time or to relive that itch

“Hey my balls are mad itchy”
“Let me give you a good goochy gooching”

by KeelinDeelin April 17, 2023

Gooch Machine

A girl that receives so many gooches that she can make a factory full of them.

She a Gooch Machine

by The Banter Lad January 08, 2017