Gooched

If the root Gooch is the feminine version of taint then if ones logic were to be tainted. Or let's say a man were to be pussy whipped, where his logic were to be tainted by a ferocious lioness of a gal then one could say he hath been GOOCHED.

Brain- "Man that girl Veronica, really got our boy Max pussy whipped over here. Like his reality is tainted by this chick."

Thomas - " yea my dudes really GOOCHED over there"

by Mothbby226 May 21, 2024

Gooch Dribble

The sweat from the ball sack

Go Lick Gooch Dribble

by The Banter Lad January 05, 2017

Gooch Poof

When a male farts and the air gets caught between his dick and gooch

Oh shit! Did you just gooch poof?!

by Reneerenee11 April 02, 2019

GOOCH CLAT

When your booty makes a rumbling vibration/sound from a ferocious fart.

"Oh brother, I just felt my gooch clat!"

by eeecha September 18, 2018

Gooch Muffin

The onset form of a taint after several hours of continuous ass pounding to the point that the gooch swells and forms a shape and mushy feel, similar to a tasty muffin top. Similar to the phenomenon known as cauliflower ear.

Example: Bobby banged me so hard last night I grew an uncontrollably fat gooch muffin.

by Cashmere Dreams September 02, 2014

Rancid Gooch Box

A "gaming" PC with excessive amounts of RBG lights and dust.

Person 1: Dude, you gotta clean that rancid gooch box, it's just gross to look at!
Person 2: No way bro! It's perfectly fine.

by DB Double G The II October 29, 2024

gaping gooch

A gaping anus. A mix of the two words gay and coochie.

Bash just fisted Jack and he had a gaping gooch

by Yung weej May 12, 2024