gooch cobbler

The quagulated pasty sauce that forms in the gooch area while your lady rides you on her period.

My wife had to stop riding me,because the gooch cobbler was running down my butt.

by Jdizzlefromtctx December 4, 2017

Gooch Smooch

A as of now a fictional form of torture as far as I am aware.

A gooch smooch consists of connecting the hooks of a ratchet strap in the grundel of a human. Then ratcheting the strap till said human folds in half able to smooch their own gooch. This would be a most unpleasant experience.

Damn Tony fucked up so deep the cartel found him and helped him deliver a gooch smooch!

by Tally P January 31, 2023

Swivel the gooch

When you receive a handjob that intricately goes from head to balls but also caresses the gooch in a swivel like motion.

Man, my ex used to give the best handjobs no homo she swiveled the gooch?

Bruh, this new girl I started fucking with wants to take it slow but I don't got time to play. I need to bust one off ASAP. "Maybe you should teach her how to swivel the gooch? "

by Alacardt May 23, 2018

gooch

A piece of skin under your balls where your asshole is at

I tickeled my gooch

by FaZeIowaa September 23, 2020

gooch

this mf Cole tbh

Cole a fucking gooch tbh.

by Yung blood nibba October 8, 2020

Swamp gooch

A very thick layer of dust that builds up on your CPU or GPU’s heatsink as a result of neglecting to clean the inside of a computer and also requires a brush to clean off.

Apparently this computer had a bit of swamp gooch because the dust is so thicc that the heat sink looks like it has mange.

by tigs1112 October 10, 2023

lick my gooch

WHEN YOU WANT A REAL NIGGA TO LICK YA GOOCH YFM

LICK MY GOOCH NIGGA

by spotlight ah moonlight ah November 19, 2023