ghetto hoochery

the noun form of acting like a skanky ass hoe. Most commonly used in situations of moderate to substantial sass.

Mary Beth doesn't watch Oprah anymore because she feels that Oprah has brought the ghetto hoochery to a level she's just not comfortable with.

by L'Hondre May 20, 2008

Ghetto Suffix

A ghetto suffix, also known as a ghetto ending is an ending to a ghetto as name. Many common ghetto suffixes are Shaun or Sean , iqua, isha and Onte

Examples of a ghetto suffix include but are not limited to:
Rayshaun
Tyshaun
Rodsean
Desean
Shaniqua
Aniqua
Lakisha
Sharkisha
Dvonte
Monte
dashonte

by Red penguin 69 January 5, 2015

ghetto glitter

Ghetto glitter is defined as broken glass (i.e. broken bottles, broken mirrors, broken windows, etc..) that can be found in most alleys and/or poor neighborhoods. When light shines upon the broken glass, the light is then refracted and/or reflected into the eye of an on looker which may or may not create monochromatic colors along with white light for the viewer to see.

1) Person 1: "Hey the street looks really nice today!"

Person 2: "Yeah, the light from the full moon is really shining on that ghetto glitter."

2) One should wear shoes when leaving the house so you do not cut your feet on ghetto glitter.

by Wm_Davies November 21, 2010

ghetto sick

a term used to define super cool or awesome. its a combination of the word sick(cool) and ghetto is just put in front of the word to make it sound rad

jasmine: hey jc did you see the white honda mini-van with the automatic sliding doors

jasmine: yea boii those doors are ghetto sick.

by dina-boi March 8, 2009

ghetto gumbo

noun; A mixture of different kinds of intoxicating substances, usually of the same type but from different sources and qualities.

"Damn that bowl was straight ghetto gumbo! Every hit had a new flavor."
"Let's all scrape our bags and get a bowl of ghetto gumbo to share my friends."

by susieq502 December 28, 2005

Ghetto bidet

When one flushes the toilet while sitting on it causing the water to cleanse their ass like a bidet would do. For maximum efficiency it is recommended that one should dip their ass slightly into the bowl of the toilet, thus splashing more water between the cheeks.

When making use of the ghetto bidet one should make sure the toilet is empty. You do not want a cold wave of piss showering your anus.

by TKFT January 9, 2013

ghetto tax

Exploitation of poor people and minorities in the form of price markups on goods and services. For example, higher rates for insurance, usury in loan rates, and "vending machine" level prices from the corner store.

Andrew Young's pro Wal-mart statements were criticized because of the racial element, but he was simply and correctly talking about one form of the "ghetto tax".

by Thin Guy August 19, 2006