Ghetto Swig

Drinking alcohol from the bottle that isn't usually designed for drinking from the bottle.

"Yo me an ma nigga JDawgg saw Chantelle Ghetto Swigging some single malt bruh.....that shit was wrong..."

"Oh darling when one is out of wine glasses, One must ghetto swig"

by JDawgg January 19, 2014

ghetto sick

a term used to define super cool or awesome. its a combination of the word sick(cool) and ghetto is just put in front of the word to make it sound rad

jasmine: hey jc did you see the white honda mini-van with the automatic sliding doors

jasmine: yea boii those doors are ghetto sick.

by dina-boi March 8, 2009

Ghetto Telemetry

When you are at the ER and you need to admit a patient to a ward with telemetry surveilance but there just isnt one availiable, you resort to ghetto telemetry: POX-meter and the patient hooked up to the ECG with the nurse ready to print a snapshot every time the heartrate drops below a threshhold with 0.5ml atropine ready at hand.

Doc!! the all the heart telemetry monitors are in use, what do we do?! calm down! Hook him up to a Ghetto Telemetry!

by Dorre August 26, 2007

ghetto hoochery

the noun form of acting like a skanky ass hoe. Most commonly used in situations of moderate to substantial sass.

Mary Beth doesn't watch Oprah anymore because she feels that Oprah has brought the ghetto hoochery to a level she's just not comfortable with.

by L'Hondre May 20, 2008

ghetto gumbo

noun; A mixture of different kinds of intoxicating substances, usually of the same type but from different sources and qualities.

"Damn that bowl was straight ghetto gumbo! Every hit had a new flavor."
"Let's all scrape our bags and get a bowl of ghetto gumbo to share my friends."

by susieq502 December 28, 2005

ghetto tax

Exploitation of poor people and minorities in the form of price markups on goods and services. For example, higher rates for insurance, usury in loan rates, and "vending machine" level prices from the corner store.

Andrew Young's pro Wal-mart statements were criticized because of the racial element, but he was simply and correctly talking about one form of the "ghetto tax".

by Thin Guy August 19, 2006

Ghetto bidet

When one flushes the toilet while sitting on it causing the water to cleanse their ass like a bidet would do. For maximum efficiency it is recommended that one should dip their ass slightly into the bowl of the toilet, thus splashing more water between the cheeks.

When making use of the ghetto bidet one should make sure the toilet is empty. You do not want a cold wave of piss showering your anus.

by TKFT January 9, 2013