German Waterslide

When you have uncontrolable diarrhea and a massive shit log comes in strong off the port bow and fires out of the cannon at uncontrolable speeds followed by another 10 second blast of diarrhea causing a hiroshima sized splash back
"Jerry barely made it to the bathroom before he released the German Waterslide."
by TheCasualToaster March 31, 2016
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German waffle

When a jew and a german guy are spooning and the german suddenly starts saluting and screaming our reich while he farts and accidently gasses the jew.
german waffle me Reichsführer “
by Ismeninja July 13, 2018
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Speak german

To be into act of scat play involving a mouth full of feces or other general scat play.

German for the reason that most scat porn used to come from Germany. Still seen as that country it is most popular with massive scat parties held many often.
by Eww David February 23, 2021
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low german

person 1-Hey Paul just came out of the closet

person 2- Oh i didnt know he spoke low german!
by PutangPopper420 November 09, 2017
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german pillow

when someone takes a shit on a pillow, then you have to put your face in it and get anal at the same time.
hey lets go down to the lake and perform a german pillow
by fagg nut August 19, 2010
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Dirty German

When a blond girl doesnt shave her armpits and they stink.
"Holy crap dude Jamie has a Dirty German"
by MeganDailey23 May 03, 2013
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german piano

Noun: The term "German Piano" refers to the act of playing a piano by jumping around with a boner, and using it to press down the piano keys.
Last night I got buck-ass naked and played twinkle had a little star on the German Piano.
by Afro Ninja234 November 16, 2006
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