When you are at the ER and you need to admit a patient to a ward with telemetry surveilance but there just isnt one availiable, you resort to ghetto telemetry: POX-meter and the patient hooked up to the ECG with the nurse ready to print a snapshot every time the heartrate drops below a threshhold with 0.5ml atropine ready at hand.
Doc!! the all the heart telemetry monitors are in use, what do we do?! calm down! Hook him up to a Ghetto Telemetry!
by Dorre August 21, 2007
the act of buying something and splitting the cost with a friend or group of friends when the cost is under $100, and the group plans to share the item equally
by Bob k. garf June 22, 2010
"Yo me an ma nigga JDawgg saw Chantelle Ghetto Swigging some single malt bruh.....that shit was wrong..."
"Oh darling when one is out of wine glasses, One must ghetto swig"
"Oh darling when one is out of wine glasses, One must ghetto swig"
by JDawgg January 18, 2014
A ghetto suffix, also known as a ghetto ending is an ending to a ghetto as name. Many common ghetto suffixes are Shaun or Sean , iqua, isha and Onte
Examples of a ghetto suffix include but are not limited to:
Rayshaun
Tyshaun
Rodsean
Desean
Shaniqua
Aniqua
Lakisha
Sharkisha
Dvonte
Monte
dashonte
Rayshaun
Tyshaun
Rodsean
Desean
Shaniqua
Aniqua
Lakisha
Sharkisha
Dvonte
Monte
dashonte
by Red penguin 69 January 05, 2015
Exploitation of poor people and minorities in the form of price markups on goods and services. For example, higher rates for insurance, usury in loan rates, and "vending machine" level prices from the corner store.
Andrew Young's pro Wal-mart statements were criticized because of the racial element, but he was simply and correctly talking about one form of the "ghetto tax".
by Thin Guy August 19, 2006
When one flushes the toilet while sitting on it causing the water to cleanse their ass like a bidet would do. For maximum efficiency it is recommended that one should dip their ass slightly into the bowl of the toilet, thus splashing more water between the cheeks.
When making use of the ghetto bidet one should make sure the toilet is empty. You do not want a cold wave of piss showering your anus.
by TKFT January 09, 2013
noun; A mixture of different kinds of intoxicating substances, usually of the same type but from different sources and qualities.
"Damn that bowl was straight ghetto gumbo! Every hit had a new flavor."
"Let's all scrape our bags and get a bowl of ghetto gumbo to share my friends."
"Let's all scrape our bags and get a bowl of ghetto gumbo to share my friends."
by susieq502 December 28, 2005