shrink fu

A portmanteau of “shrink” and “Kung fu”, describing the work of shrinks (slang for psychiatrists, psychologists, therapists) as a type of coordinated practice that requires patience, time and energy like the Chinese martial art, Kung fu.

Katelynn: What is shrink fu??? I can’t even find that word on google

Shrink: <link> it’s the fu that I do

Katelynn: That’s so meta

by doctordingdong July 12, 2025

Kung fu flop

Where your flaccid, lazy dick just flops around while you make super cool Kung fu noises. *sound effects optional*-(Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)

“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*

by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023

Kung Fu Poo

The act of crapping one's pants, then kicking one's leg so that the turd flies out the bottom of the pant leg.

Shouldn't have trusted that fart. I had the Kung fu poo that crap out onto the floor.

by David14 April 6, 2023

Mi Lo Fu

aka 布袋 Budai / 笑佛 Laughing Buddha / 胖佛 Fat Buddha / 快乐佛 Happy Buddha / Mi-Lo Fwo

Mi-Lo Fwo, (laughing buddha) is the most common and most popular depiction of Buddha in China for centuries. His nickname was “Cloth Sack” — Budai in Chinese. Buddhists’ main goal in life is to ‘be happy’, and it’s for this reason that depictions of Buddha show him as being fat and laughing.

I am fat. I have a large belly, and an (almost) bald head, I must be the reincarnation of Mi Lo Fu

by Toby Simkin April 12, 2023

Nigga-Fu

The art of a Nigga who practices self discipline in martial arts and rises to the challenge of life by doing so.

"Master Pastor Kusanigger, how does one master the art of Nigga-Fu?"

"Get me more fent and I'll tell you..."

by spicmadder August 22, 2024

Fu yan

When someone is not interested in the conversation and just want to move to the next topic

Jane: hey i just got a pair of new boots for 50% discount!
John: oh yeah? What are we gonna eat for dinner?
Jane: don’t you fu yan me

by Mr. Chou December 10, 2019

fu f ef fishy

an alternative for the word fuck, usually used when someone is scared. you use this when you can't say the word fuck because there are people around you, so when the letter slips out of your tongue, you cover it up with the phrase fu f ef fishy. this phrase originated from chittaphon leechaiyaporkul, also known as the best dancer in kpop.

"omg i am so scared! fu- fu f ef fishy, aaahhh mr fish!" says ten on wayv's dream plan

by sexiest fish you will ever see January 20, 2021