Freedom Cabbage

Sauerkraut, but made in america

Guy:can i buy some Sauerkraut
Saleman:no we only sell freedom cabbage here
Guy:whats that?
saleman:basically Sauerkraut but made here in FreedomLand™
Guy: ill take 2 boxes!

by Recarma69 September 7, 2023

Freedom Highway

A vertical line of hair that extends from a man’s pubic hair all the way to a man’s chest. A more extreme happy trail.

Shit bro, you got to shave that’s not a happy trail that’s a freedom highway.

by Willypoo2 September 25, 2022

Freedom Bust

To ejaculate in a spectacularly unprotected fashion into your special patriotic lady friend.

A: "Connolly, keep wrapping it."
B: "Wrapping it? What's that?"
A: "Ahh, Freedom Bust. Good form. Carry on, Marine."

by conman March 4, 2012

freedom mullet

When you have hair long enough to resemble a mullet on your anus

Moniques freedom mullet was long enough we could braid it.

by TheArchDud March 27, 2024

Freedom Ring

Not wearing undergarments (Applicable to males only)

Charle's does freedom ring?

by Asshole@9000 November 16, 2022

Freedom

America

America gives you freedom

by Ivansexymotherfucker November 1, 2017

Freedom Light

A light at the end of a tunnel. Elaborating for more literal terms, feeling free of a burden; Mental, physical, or even emotional.

Person A: "How're you liking college in comparison to high school?"
Person B: "It's great, I love the freedom light."

by farchitwo February 6, 2025