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Root Beer Float

While receiveing the ever so popular "Rim Job", a man blows a wet "Shart" (The act of farting shit) into a females face, then quickly rolling over and "Polishing one off" (The act of quickly forceing ones self to ejactulate) into the females face, thus creating the brown, acting as the rootbeer, and white, acting as the ice cream.
Sara, "That sure was a great Root Beer float Thomas, but boy was it messy!"
by Brandon Grimme December 21, 2007
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rootbeer float

is a type of sexual play that occurs when one partner has diahrea, either naturally or threw means of enema, and shits in a glass. Then the male partner is arroused to the point of ejaculation and creates a nice foamy topping of jism. Afterwards either partner drinks it.
"Maybe you wanna come over for a rootbeer float?"
by Special Specialist August 17, 2007
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Float

"okay lady I said Float!"
by Young Team September 18, 2006
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Floating Newspaper

A nickname or derogatory name for someone who goes around and tells everyone secrets or personal information you shared with them that was supposed to have been kept private.

Made in reference to the fact that anyone can pick up and read a floating newspaper on the street. Very common among high school age girls.
Person A: Hey, have you heard what Lacy has been telling people about you and Shon kissing behind the school?

Person B: Yeah, I know. I told her because I thought I could trust her, but she's a fucking floating newspaper!
by Marziba January 4, 2010
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Flitter Gitter

Instrument used to get the ladies excited; to woo women with your musical talnets.
by Frypappy February 21, 2011
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Floatin a stogie

smoking the end of a large cigar impaled on a needle or pin so you dont burn your fingers.
at a glance it seems the stogie end is floating.
that guy really likes his cigar. he's floatin the stogie.

he looked all gansta untill he started floatin a stogie.
by Znibs October 24, 2011
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floatsniff

A terrible insult you call a person when they make a foolish mistake. Say it in public and nobody will care, this is the newest curse word.
guy #1: *spills drink on guy #2*

guy #2: Floatsniff!!
by Sman305 December 14, 2013
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