When a series of unfortunate events has befallen someone, and they have reached the pit of the abyss that is their life... and someone does something to remind them of what a failure they are...
After the Tyrannosaurus Rex has stormed and laid waste to Jurassic Parks main compound:
Dr Grant - "Mr Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park" - The final shaft
Dr Grant - "Mr Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park" - The final shaft
by MM1988 July 21, 2011
Get the The Final Shaftmug. Joe Biden: Making sure that we’re able to make every single solitary eligible for what I’ve been able to deal with… uh… with the COVID… uh… excuse me… with dealing with… with everything we have to do with…look… uh… uh… uh… if… uh… uh… we finally beat Medicare.
Donald Trump: Well he’s right he did beat Medicare he beat it to death and he’s destroying Medicare
Donald Trump: Well he’s right he did beat Medicare he beat it to death and he’s destroying Medicare
by nb21-rz2k August 4, 2024
Get the We finally beat Medicaremug. a movie franchise i will never watch. i saw a bit of the first one and it.. it just SUCKS!! and it makes me TOO scared. and why do they ALL die in freak accidents?? DIE NORMALLY! if makes me SO mad that i even THINK about this franchise at all. i hope i never develop an interest of it.
by teambluuu September 5, 2025
Get the Final Destinationmug. This is when you plan to end it with a bang. You hang yourself, while jerking off to a picture of your best friend’s mom, and right before you blow your load you shoot yourself. Most effective is you do it as your best friend is entering in the room your in.
by Humpdaddy August 7, 2020
Get the The final Standmug. here is a example of final bosses:
day 1:
"I HATE THIS FU--ING GAME FU-- THIS
day 2: SUCK MA NUTSSSSSSS
day 20 OMG I FINALLY BEAT IT YESS
final bosses are gay
day 1:
"I HATE THIS FU--ING GAME FU-- THIS
day 2: SUCK MA NUTSSSSSSS
day 20 OMG I FINALLY BEAT IT YESS
final bosses are gay
by IMD123BRUH January 5, 2023
Get the Final bossmug. some random person: HEY CHECK THIS LYRICS OUT you: wut the random person:
:I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave you: wtf
:I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave you: wtf
by play fnf fire in the hole :) March 10, 2025
Get the I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your gravemug. Ashley doesn't want to take her finals anymore and has trouble studying, she suffers from final-ritis
by collegekid11 December 10, 2012
Get the Final-ritismug.