farmer love

When there are two people who farmers who get it in with animals or people in barns

farmers love sex
(Bob) my uncle is all about that farmer love with the horses.
by Very_cool dude March 08, 2019
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Farmer will

“Hey! Did you see that love islander rolling around with a pig”

“Oh yeah farmer will always does that”
by Team.ndl.fl March 26, 2023
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Farmer Craig

He learned to speak german instead of yiddish because he was such a farmer Craig.
by Reginald von mauhmn January 01, 2019
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turtle farmer

a turtle farmer is a racial slur toward any islander but mainly fijians
stop being such a stupid turtle farmer
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john farmer

a guy that's poor but has great morals and makes money by farming (by use of child labor) and selling drugs
that guy is john farmer.
by quaner January 04, 2022
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Farmer weed

The smell of weed which has the smell of a farm. Smells like hay or a barn with a hint of horse shit.
Wow that's some farmer weed, it reminds me
by Money_bag May 05, 2020
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Fudgy Farmer

A sexual act where a male drops a dump on his partner’s chest and proceeds to flatten and spread it like a farmer’s combine would. He then Ejaculates on the freshly made soil and gives it a good watering with urine when all is said and done. Happy Harvest!
“It’s harvest season so I’d really like to work in that Fudgy Farmer tonight!”
by TheGoldenGoblet August 28, 2023
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